Don't use the Librarian's moisturizers

The tales of the crazy old librarian that smells like prunes is rare. Im not saying our librarian is that, shes not.
But since shes nice to me, she lets me use some of her stuff sometimes.
and well I needed some lotion, and so I used her Aveeno Stress Relief Lotion, and I have to say..that is the most grotesque smell. It just makes me sneeze and i smell it..oh its bad.



It doesnt smell like butt, but its such a strong smell, it bothers me.

ALSO: i needed some germ-x, but all i could fine was this nasty-foam-germ-killer-moisturizer-knock-off.
now THAT smells bad. My friend said it smelled like "beef jerky in a morgue"


So, out of all this neglect of my skin, I have learned to just not touch anything on the Librarian's desk.

P.S. We have college day today...hopefully it will be exciting.